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Michelle Flaherty Levenstein
One Time At Band Camp
Michelle Flaherty Levenstein
Somewhere in Michigan
  • Jim (Pie: friend, Pie 2: boyfriend, Wedding: husband)
  • Evan Levenstein (son)
  • Harold Flaherty (father)
  • Mary Flaherty (mother)
  • Cadence Flaherty (sister)
  • Noah Levenstein (father-in-law)
  • Mrs. Levenstein (mother-in-law)
  • Unnamed grandmother
Portrayed by
Alyson Hannigan

Michelle Annabeth Flaherty Levenstein, "the band geek," is responsible for what is probably the most famous line of the entire franchise, a line so deeply great that it inspired an entire movie. (Band Camp) "And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy." All of America's jaws dropped when that innocent little mouth dropped such a bombshell. She sleeps with Jim after prom because she knows that he's a "sure thing," but makes him wear two condoms to avoid his problem with premature ejaculation. Jim actually revels in the fact that he was chosen as someone's one night stand, and the two eventually pursue a relationship after Jim turns down the beautiful Nadia. She never loses sight of her freak nasty side, giving Jim a blow job under the table when he's trying to propose to her. Her sister Cadence ends up being the focus of a tense triangle involving Paul Finch and Steve Stifler at their wedding.

In American Reunion Michelle and Jim are still married,however, they have a new problem to overcome: Parenthood. With this burden laying heavily on their sex life, they feel the reunion is just what they need to make the sparks fly once more. Michelle plans many occasions for them to "bone" but Jim's antics with the boys seem to foil every plan she makes. At one final attempt, Michelle takes her and Jim's son, Evan, to her grandmother's house. Allowing the night to be free. Michelle and Jim hoped to have sex at Stifler's party but yet again this was ruined by some surprises. Watch American Reunion to find out if Jim and Michelle's life will continue together and if a marriage can really last without sex.

Memorable QuotesEdit

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."

"I don't know. I just call it boning."

"I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?"

"No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey."

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